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Linda Lou's
HEALTH FOODS

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...an organic attitude

Deep in the bowels of Linda Lou's live parasites; small creatures with ravenous appetites that live off their hosts. These small critters can literally suck the lifeblood right out of you. ...Oh wait, I didn't mean parasites, I meant kids.

Did you know that all living things have at least one parasite that live inside or on it. And many humans have far more. Scientist are only now understanding the true depths and powers of these insidious hidden creatures.

Some have even speculated that parasites may actually rule the world. Since our bodies are a complex web of cells and interrelated systems that communicate by chemical signals; what happens if an organism can control these signals and use them for their own means? While the host slowly dies off, the parasites take over.

The largest and most advanced of these dangerous parasites is the chief artist of this website and our son. This is a glimpse into his quest for world domination and his attempt to take control of the website, over throw Linda Lou and all that is good and just in Deland.

Store Hours
M-F: 8:30 AM - 6:00 PM
Sat: 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM

140 N Woodland Blvd
Deland, FL 32720
386.740.8202
fax 386.740.8206


Discount Days
First Monday and Tuesday of the month

20% Off, except
10% Off Produce and Dairy


All of the information on this website is for informational purposes only. Please consult a physician before taking any supplements listed on this website.

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